You Don’t Mess with the Zohran Unisex Shirt

You Don’t Mess with the Zohran

Equal parts political punch and pop culture wink, this shirt is a tribute to the bold, brilliant, and unapologetically progressive voice of NYC mayoral candidate Zohran Mamdani. Inspired by the cult comedy Don’t Mess with the Zohan, this design swaps satire for substance — because this Zohran doesn’t do hair... he does housing justice, transit equity, and economic liberation.

Featuring Zohran’s unmistakable face front and center with a cheeky, defiant vibe, this tee is for everyone ready to fight for a New York that actually works for the people.

Whether you're canvassing in Queens, organizing downtown, or just want to wear your politics with pride — let 'em know:

You don’t mess with the Zohran.

This classic unisex jersey short sleeve tee fits like a well-loved favorite. Soft cotton and quality print make users fall in love with it over and over again. These t-shirts have-ribbed knit collars to bolster shaping. The shoulders are tapered for a better fit over time. Dual side seams hold the garment's shape for longer.

.: Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) that is easy to layer, breathable. Perfect for active and leisure wear.
.: The retail fit that is perfect for casual and semi-formal settings. The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that's perfect for accessorizing.
.: Bella+Canvas manufactures all its products in the US and internationally in humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable way and is part of the Fair Labor Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified.
.: The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.
.: Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.