Smell the Schadenfreude - Unisex Shirt

Smell the Schadenfreude – Now in Extra Strength!
Introducing the newest scent sweeping the nation: Schadenfreude™ — notes of economic collapse, canceled speaking tours, expired MAGA merch, and the unmistakable whiff of regret. Watch proudly as the loudest voices of cruelty lose their jobs, their farms, their contracts, and their last shred of self-respect. Warning: prolonged exposure may cause spontaneous reflections on karma, Medicaid loss, and why playing fascist cosplay never ends well.

Available exclusively to those who believe in truth, justice, and equal rights—with zero tolerance for tyranny. Smells like justice. Feels like freedom.

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This classic unisex jersey short sleeve tee fits like a well-loved favorite. Soft cotton and quality print make users fall in love with it over and over again. These t-shirts have-ribbed knit collars to bolster shaping. The shoulders are tapered for a better fit over time. Dual side seams hold the garment's shape for longer.

.: Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) that is easy to layer, breathable. Perfect for active and leisure wear.
.: The retail fit that is perfect for casual and semi-formal settings. The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that's perfect for accessorizing.
.: Bella+Canvas manufactures all its products in the US and internationally in humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable way and is part of the Fair Labor Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified.
.: The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.
.: Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.