RIBBIT REBELLION - Join the Hopposition - Long Sleeve

In a reality far, far away…
(…but somehow also airing nightly on cable news…)

A great disinformation war rages. Powerful pundits warn of a fallen city called Portland, overrun by “violent extremists.” But on the ground? The only uprising taking place is led by inflatable frogs—peaceful, wobbly, utterly adorable warriors of whimsy.

The Ribbit Rebellion was born.
A fearless amphibian force, leaping bravely into public parks with rubber smiles and zero intimidation factor. Their mission? To expose the absurdity of manufactured chaos with joy, satire, and a well-timed hop.

This shirt is not just parody—it’s protest art. A reminder that when authoritarians try to stage a dystopia, reality sometimes shows up in a frog suit and says:
“Ribbit, really?”

Join the Hopposition.
May the frogs be with you.

🐸 Ultra-soft cotton

🔥 DTG print

🌱 Ethically made (no swamp sweatshops here)

🚫 Oppression not included

• 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (fiber content varies for different colors)
• Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
• Retail fit
• Runs true to size
• Tear away label