How Many Chickens Fit In A Horse? - Nate Bargatze Long Sleeve Shirt

🐔 “HOW MANY CHICKENS FIT IN A HORSE?”🐴

If you know the joke… you know the joke.

This shirt is a loving tribute to the hilariously unhinged thought experiment made famous by comedian Nate Bargatze — the one that spirals from innocent curiosity into full-blown absurdity faster than you can say “Please stop asking follow-up questions.”

Featuring bold, playful typography and a cheeky chicken/horse design, this tee is perfect for anyone who:

• Loves Bargatze’s dry, clean, brilliantly stupid humor

• Enjoys watching a simple question ruin a conversation

• Collects inside-joke shirts that only the right people will understand

• Has ever wondered (against their will)… “Yeah but seriously, how many…?”

Wear it to your next comedy show, BBQ, awkward work meeting, or family gathering where someone insists they “don’t get stand-up.”
Trust us — someone across the room will point and say: “I LOVE that bit.”

Equal parts ridiculous and delightful, this tee is the perfect way to keep the spirit of over-analyzed chickens alive.

• 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (fiber content varies for different colors)
• Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
• Retail fit
• Runs true to size
• Tear away label