Florida Man Shirt: The Anti-Hero No One Asked For - Women's Tee

Florida-Man: Faster Than a Flaming Gas Station, Dumber Than a Swarm of Angry Peacocks

Brace yourself for the shirt that captures the swamp-scented spirit of chaos itself. Introducing Florida Man, the sunburnt savior we neither wanted nor needed — but somehow deserve. 

Behold the legend. The myth. The walking headline. Our Florida-Man tee captures the swamp-scented spirit of chaos itself and brings you the anti-hero America never asked for, but somehow deeply deserves. He might be mid-action — trying to stop a speeding airboat, wrestle a raccoon, steal copper wiring or escape a Dollar General. 

Muscular yet sunburned, beer belly bursting proudly over his belt, he's cloaked in a faded beach towel and armed with Publix subs, bootleg fireworks, and pure, uncut idiocy. His flip-flops slap the pavement like freedom itself, and his ankle monitor glows like the fire of lady liberty herself, and whether you're a native, an escapee or just someone who appreciates the absurd…this shirt slaps harder than a gator tail in hurricane season.

This mulleted menace is faster than a flaming gas station, stronger than a flying meth lab, and more chaotic than a swarm of angry peacocks during mating season. But who can resist his cute baby gator just chillin' at his feet. Equal parts “hold my beer” energy and state-sponsored emergency alert, our Florida Man is the living embodiment of “0 fvcks given" — and he’s damn proud! 

This shirt isn’t just apparel—it’s a high-speed boat crash of satire and celebration, honoring the unfiltered, unpredictable, batshit spirit of the Sunshine State’s favorite outlaw archetype.

Wear it with pride. Or shame. Florida-Man wouldn’t care either way.

This classic unisex jersey short sleeve tee fits like a well-loved favorite. Soft cotton and quality print make users fall in love with it over and over again. These t-shirts have-ribbed knit collars to bolster shaping. The shoulders are tapered for a better fit over time. Dual side seams hold the garment's shape for longer.

.: Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) that is easy to layer, breathable. Perfect for active and leisure wear.

.: The retail fit that is perfect for casual and semi-formal settings. The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that's perfect for accessorizing.

.: Bella+Canvas manufactures all its products in the US and internationally in humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable way and is part of the Fair Labor Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified.

.: The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.

.: Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.