🌊 But It Was Assigned Gulf of Mexico at Birth 🌊

Tired: respecting people's names and pronouns.
Wired: spending taxpayer dollars on a ceremonial name change for a massive body of water because feelings.

This tee skewers the absurdity of right-wing lawmakers who throw tantrums over “preferred pronouns” but suddenly get weepy over what we call a stretch of saltwater. Spoiler alert: it’s always been the Gulf of Mexico, and it’s not changing just because Trump, Marco, JD, and their rebranded résumés think it hurts America’s ego.

Whether you’re sunbathing in irony or diving deep into political satire, this shirt is for anyone who sees through the hypocrisy—because apparently the only thing more fluid than gender is Republican identity politics.

This classic unisex jersey short sleeve tee fits like a well-loved favorite. Soft cotton and quality print make users fall in love with it over and over again. These t-shirts have-ribbed knit collars to bolster shaping. The shoulders are tapered for a better fit over time. Dual side seams hold the garment's shape for longer.

.: Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) that is easy to layer, breathable. Perfect for active and leisure wear.
.: The retail fit that is perfect for casual and semi-formal settings. The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that's perfect for accessorizing.
.: Bella+Canvas manufactures all its products in the US and internationally in humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable way and is part of the Fair Labor Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified.
.: The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.
.: Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.